SAT - The Sports Aptitude Test

1.Derek Jeter is to Tom Brady as Peyton Manning is to:

a) Jason Giambi
b) Gary Huckabee
c) Alex Rodriguez
d) Archie Bunker
e) None of the above
f) All of the above

2.  Openly rooting for two professional sports teams in the same league is acceptable when:

a) You are personal friends with someone on one of the teams.
b) You have lived exactly half of your life in each city represented by the two teams.
c) You won enough money to become independantly wealthy betting on one of both of the teams.
d) It is never acceptable.

3. If Scott Weiland was an NBA player he would most closely resemble:

a) That guy from the Rockets
b) Jeff Van Gundy
c) That guy who keeps getting busted for dope.
d) Allen Iverson.

4.   Joba Chaimberlain should begin the 2008 season:

a) In the bullpen
b) In the starting rotation
c) In Minnesota
d) In a hyperbaric chamber filled with midges